Stumbled upon this hilarious article describing the life of a web designer:
If Architects Had to Work Like Web Designers
Make sure that you weigh all of these options carefully and come to the right decision. I, however, retain the right to overrule any choices that you make.
Although this post is REALLY old, dated from January 10, 2002, it's still unbeatable as a description about web worker's life. Yet another addition:
I'm going to have the building design and organization go against your better judgement and completely ignore you if you tell me my ideas are a more costly way to go. Later, I reserve the right to blame you for any problems or extra costs that will inevitably arise.